Below are the most recent 5 friends' journal entries.

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
amazon_ww	5:11p	Hey, 2009: Go Fuck Yourself. Guys, 2009 has been a really shitty year. Seriously, I have so many middle fingers for you, 2009. Two raised middle fingers for each remaining day in 2009, in no particular order. Car Breaking Down I'm pretty sure I had to have my car towed to the dealership twice. Not going to Khandahar Seriously FTAG, fuck you. Computer Monitor Dead Whyyyyyyyyyy? The Beaters to my Blender I know, I promised I wouldn't mention it again. But seriously. World Series of Poker I didn't fucking go. New Family Members Honestly siblings, you are fucking retarded. Lack of Sex I spent half the year having it withheld as some sort of put-me-in-my-place punishment, and the other half without a reliable supplier. (Technically, I guess I went the whole year without a reliable supplier). Also, it's been since, like, September. Christ. Paying for Parking This is bullshit. Coffee Mugs Both of my good travel mugs broke this year. AHHH I FUCKING HATE MUGS. Building New Shelves I still don't have shelves for my books and DVDs. Moving sucks a thousand balls. (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 19th, 2009
amazon_ww	12:23p	Still more cooking It's a good thing I drink so much, otherwise I wouldn't have anything to use as a rolling pin. (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 17th, 2009
amazon_ww	9:47p	I'm not kidding Making salsa is a lot like giving a blow job. It's a bunch of fucking work. There is so little payout. There's a bunch of cleanup afterward. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 13th, 2009
amazon_ww	2:34p	Breakfast Recon The problem with being mostly a guy (or one of the problems, rather) is that when you have a girly moment and you are all gushy about something, your firends don't want to fucking hear it. Because, you know, they're guys. Thank gods for the internet! So I went on a date today. A real one. Planned through the internet. I know, I know, internet dating. It was a brunch date, and it went really well. Hooray! Lots of talk about zombie survival plans, Star Trek, and Poker After Dark. Yeeeah, how am I not bangin' this guy right now? That's one of the reasons I picked a bunch date people. Because this was an internet date, I'm inclined to rate this like an eBay transaction. A+ WOULD DATE AGAIN I think it's pretty funny that this is me gushing. (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 10th, 2009
amazon_ww	10:23p	fuckity fuck fuck FUCKBALLS Have you ever wanted to throw your monitor out the window? I mean when your computer acts up, it's your monitor you envision hucking through that glass, right? You know why that is? BECAUSE YOUR COMPUTER IS FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT A FUCKING MONITOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Alright. So my monitor completely died on my this evening. I was left with a few choices: 1) Go to an electronics store and buy the prettiest monitor there 2) Call every friend I have to search on the internet for the right monitor and tell me which one I should buy 3) Walk over to the chain store that is right next to me and buy the most reasonable monitor they have in stock 4) Wait one fucking night, do a butt-tonne of reasearch at work, order a monitor from the internet. I should mention: it was about 8:00pm when the fucking monitor decided it wasn't going to be my friend anymore. I really didn't want to drive anywhere and as if I could go a whole night without my computer. So I humped my ass over to the store and bought the biggest/cheapest monitor they had in stock. Before swiping my VISA I made sure I could return the damn thing, even if I used it. So! I have 14 days to get this POS back to the store. I'm going to get either a 24" HP something or other, or a 24" Samsung something or other. (I have the models, but I closed the windows). Neither are available on amazon.ca. Any arguments for/against either? Ah, here we go: Samsung SyncMaster T240HD HP w2408h Any ideas where to buy them (with minimal shipping to Canada)? I mean, I'll be looking tomorrow, but getting steered in the right direction never hurt. But seriously: FUCK!!!!!!!! (Comment on this)